(Note: Lucario has Pokemon speak in this. Oh, and Hyper gave Vampos a lisp due to his teeth blocking his mouth. May be changed.)
Vampos: Okay, tho wath Goat Thimulator about?
Lucario: Lucario! Lucario!
Vampos: I don't underthand you, Lucario.
Zorch: Haven't heard of it bro. Let's play anyways man!
Vampos: Okay! Tho, I'm playing ath thith little goat, tho what am I thuppothed to do?
(Walks up to car and headbutts it)
Zorch: WOAH! Did you see that man? That was awesome!
Vampos: Thith game ith very illogical. Wath thith intentional?
Zorch: Wait a second... (Watches video) Yes bro. It is. Intentional.
Vampos: TIME TO DETHROY EVERYTHING!
(Goes on rampage and destroys tons of things)
(3 hours later) (Everyone takes turns and such) (Duh) (#Logic)
Vampos: WE OWN IT ALL.
(Goat enters room where Lucario, Zorch, and Vampos are in)
Lucario: Lu... Cario...
Zorch: Totally not rad! SAVE US VAMPOSISSY!
Vampos: Firth of all, My name ith not Vampothithy. Thecond of all, WE MUTH FIGHT HIM!
Zorch: How will we do it?
Vampos: WITH A POKEMON BATTLE!
To be continued... (Plz make Vampos, Zorch, and Lucario VS Goat (Pokemon Battle) @TheFrozenFrosticonKings)