The lost episode of Uncle Grandpa. Nuff said.
[Start in the UG RV. Uncle Grandpa, Pizza Steve, and Mr. Gus are seen eating pizza.]
- Pizza Steve: BOY, I TASTE GOOD!
- Mr. Gus: You sure do. In fact, I might wanna taste test you... (Grins)
- Slice Stu: (Gets picked up by Pizza Steve) HeLlO cOuSiN
- Pizza Steve: THIS PIZZA IS SO GOOD THAT I'M STARTING TO HEAR THINGS! (Eats Slice Stu. Tomato sauce goes everywhere.)
- Mr. Gus: Um, Pizza Steve... I think you just committed cannibalism.
- Pizza Steve: There's no way tha- WAIT DID I JUST EAT MY COUSIN!?
- Uncle Grandpa: TELL IT TO THE JUDGE!
[Skip to law court.]
- Teslo: (As judge.) What crime have you committed, Pizza Steve?
- Pizza Steve: Well, um... Ya see, I uh... Ate pizza and saw things... Nothing wrong with that!
- Teslo: I see tomato sauce on your face and tomato sauce is technically pizza blood so I see that you ate someone.
- Pizza Steve: I can explain why tomato sauce is on my face. Well, it all started at Beach City and Steven & the Crystal Gems invited me to dinner because Pearl wanted to date me. That explains the tomato sauce.
- Garnet: WHAT!?
- Pearl: I would never marry a slice of food!
- Amethyst: Liar liar pants on fire yo!
- Steven: What is going on...
- Teslo: I WANT THE TRUTH!
Trivia*Slice Stu was a concept name for Pizza Steve.
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