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Nixels Troll Meltus is an episode that teaches kids about trolling. CN hated great messages & lessons so they forced John Fang to move to Discovery Family. It was banned because Twilight saw no message and it was a joke.

Transcript

  • Meltus: Computer time! Let's play My Singing Monsters! Oh wait, that's an IOS application. GONNA GET THE IPAD! (Runs.)
  • Nixel 1: (Pops out of window) Huh? Ooh, computer! Computer, computer, computer, computer computer, computer, computer computer, computer, computer computer, computer, computer...
  • Nixel 2: (Punches Nixel 1) Shut up! (Gasps) Computer! Computer, computer, computer, computer computer, computer, computer computer, computer, computer computer, computer, computer!
  • Nixel 1: I get idea! Troll Mixel with computer!
  • Nixel 2: Good idea! Troll troll!

[Two minutes of trolling later...]

  • Meltus: Man that was fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (Skip to 9015) uuuuuun.

[Door is knocked and Meltus opens it up. Glomp is seen with a flamethrower.

  • Glomp: HEY, I SAW YOUR PUTRID GMAIL MESSAGE THAT YOU SENT ME. I FOUND IT VERY OFFENSIVE. THANKS TO YOU, TORTS IS SITTING IN THE CORNER HOLDING A FORK.
  • Meltus: Oxy-Juice, friend?
  • Glomp: DON'T CALL ME FRIEND. AND. WHY DID YOU CALL ME A BOOGER WITH FEET?! ARE YOU EVEN AWARE OF THIS?
  • Meltus: I don't remember doing that.
  • Glomp: DON'T LIE TO ME, DINO. YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE A CAT WITH A GARGANTUAN HEAD AND MINIATURE ARMS! And do you want to know what I do to cats...?
  • Meltus: No...
  • Glomp: Well TOO BAD! I EAT KITTIES AT 4:00 PM!
  • Meltus: It's... 4:00 PM. Anyways, I'm a cyborg. You may be able to eat a human (If you're a cannibal) but you can't eat a robot.
  • Glomp: Bonus! I eat robots too!
  • Rokit: (Busts into door) NOT ON MY WATCH, TROOPER!
  • Glomp: Uhh...
  • Rokit: IF YOU WANNA HURT THAT LITTLE CADET, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FACE...
  • Glomp: Okay, I forgive him.
  • Rokit: WELL TOO LATE! IMMA FIRIN MAH LAYZO-

[Nixel 1 & 2 busts into door that Rokit busted into]

  • Nixel 1: Prepare to (Ganon voice) DIE! NIX NIX NIX NIX NIX NIX NIX GOOD MORNING NIX NIX NIX NIX NIX NIX NIX NIX!
  • Glomp: I take back what I said. LET'S GO INTO MY BELLY!!! (Almost eats Meltus' head but Meltus nukes Glomp)
  • Rokit: YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE! (Shoots lasers everywhere)
  • Tolone: (Blows up TNT and enters hole and goes into Meltus' house)
  • Tritro: WE'RE GONNA BLOW YOU UP, NIXELS!
  • Nixel 2: Okay, okay! I trolled you, Meltus.
  • Meltus: Okay... THEN YOU SHALL BE ELIMINATED!
  • Nitrey: Grab the Cubit! (Dynamasters Max)
  • Dynamasters Max: (Spits nuke) I'M GONNA BLOW YOU UP! (Nukes Meltus' house)
  • Meltus: My house! It's gone! Waa-haa-haa!
  • Rokit: You're on your own, cadet. (Everyone leaves Meltus.)
  • Meltus: (Sobs for about 60 minutes. The episode ends with happy end music.)

Trivia

  • This thought you nothing.
  • This is the debut of some of HG's OCs.
  • 60 minutes is 1 hour.

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