I felt bored so I decided to make this.
Welcome to Stupidest War Ever. Nuff said.
ROUND ONE[]
Pearl VERSUS Pearl Krabs[]
Pearl Krabs is just taking selfies and doing hashtags and etc. While Pearl Krabs is lollygagging, Pearl defeats Pearl Krabs with her spear or sword or whatever it's called. Pearl wins.
Sanic VERSUS Malleo[]
Sanic starts running around Malleo and blocks Malleo's view. Sanic jumps onto Malleo. Malleo looks at Sanic. Malleo wins.
True Bowser VERSUS True Ganon[]
- “Trap! Trap! Trap! Trap! Trap! Trap! Trap! Trap! (Repeat forever)”
- — What Bowser says during the entire battle
True Ganon can't move. He just sits there. True Bowser starts yelling "TRAP" a million times expecting True Ganon to be trapped, but he can't because he's in a huge castle. So True Bowser screams "TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP" and breathes fire and destroys the castle AND THEN traps True Ganon. True Bowser wins.
ROUND TWO[]
Emmet VERSUS Clutch Powers[]
Clutch starts building a giant titanic robot and Emmet doesn't have anything to use because Clutch hogged every single piece. But Clutch steps on a LEGO brick and dies. Emmet wins.
Team Rokit (Rosy Rokit, Rokit, and Pokemon Rokit) VERSUS Team Rocket (Jessie, James and Meowth)[]
Rokit takes a step and Team Rocket starts flying away. Team Rokit wins.
Nurp VERSUS Scorpi[]
Scorpi starts rapidly hitting Nurp with his tail. This makes Nurp snap, causing a nuclear explosion. Nurp wins.
ROUND THREE[]
Larry VERSUS Bob[]
- “Larry, I have had enough of you making tomato soup out of my parents! It's about time I make cucumber stew out of you!”
- — Bob
Bob snaps and pounces on Larry and constantly bites him and kills him. Bob wins.
Wubbox VERSUS Entbrat[]
Entbrat is love, Entbrat is life. Which means that the winner is quite obvious.
Robin VERSUS Starfire[]
Robin surrenders and Starfire kills him. Starfire wins.
ROUND FOUR[]
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ROUND FIVE[]
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ROUND SIX[]
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